Actually this is so fucking hard sometimes

and if you were stronger it would make it a whole fuckton easier

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paint my spirit gold: Reasons why you should do Thing ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

cairovercoat:

1. Every hour you spend doing Thing right now is an extra hour you will get to sleep. (◡‿◡✿)

2. Every hour you spend doing Thing right now is an extra hour you will get to read or talk with friends or watch that new episode of your favourite TV show or do something else you…

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Me: Okay welllllllllll I just figure you'll meet the One at college.
Him: Is this another crazy?
Me: I think it's kind of funny. You'll meet a nice easy pleasant girl who thinks before she talks.
Him: Well I don't plan on it.
Him: Yeah and she won't be high-maintenance!
Me: And she'll be blond and pretty in that prissy sort of way.
Him: And she'll be a Nice Girl!
Me: FUCK THAT BITCH.
Him: And you know what? She won't get me. She won't be the same as you.
Me: But you'll have a very calm and pleasant and happy relationship and talk about pleasant and boring things.
Me: She'll be very politically correct and horrified by people who say offensive things.
Me: And she won't enjoy sex. She'll just lay there like a mannequin.
Me: She'll play the flute and be concerned about the environment.
Me: And she'll want to STAY HOME AND LOOK AFTER THE CHILDREN.
Him: I WANT YOU.
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popculturebrain:

New ‘Great Gatsby’ Trailer with Beyonce and Andre 3000’s “Back to Black”

OH MY GOD GUYS I’M SO EXCITED

let’s dress up in cocktail dresses and tuxedos and have a party with champagne beforehand okay okay

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How would you describe love? (Collected answers)

Falling in love is like finding a part of you that you didn’t realize was missing, but suddenly you feel whole.


Falling in love is like a labyrinth. Except the walls keep moving and changing.

Realizing that you want to spend as much time as possible with another person.

Like being cuddled and warm, when everyone around you is cold and alone.

Like waiting for your food for 45 minutes, and then seeing the waiter carrying it toward you.

It’s like you don’t notice anything special, then after more time you realize every quirk and aspect of that person makes you smile. Then you realize your brain has no filter and chooses to think of those things at all times. Then you realize you want to spend time with that person whenever possible, for as long as possible.

KNOWING the world is a better place with him/her in it.

It’s seeing those little things, like the shadow (s)he casts on the side of a building, and thinking, “That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve seen today.”

It’s like learning magic is real.

Like being in a secret club only the two of you are allowed in.


Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

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creeperly:

an accurate representation of my ascent into adulthood

oh dear it’s true

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luverofpotter:

bradventuretime:

Can we just talk about how she cast this spell without a fucking wand? Like Hermione BAMF Granger up in here CONFUNDS CORMAC WITHOUT A WAND. Pretty sure the only other person we see doing this in the series is ALBUS FUCKING DUMBLEDORE WHO IS THE MOST POWERFUL SORCERER IN THE WORLD. Here comes Hermione no muthafucking prisoners Granger to prove the world wrong because she is the most powerful sorceress in the world. Can’t pronounce her name? She’ll blink at you and you’ll wake up in the Sahara desert thinking you’re a cactus.

This caption.

strong women ftw

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aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

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